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Case 356: Doing The Holiday Limbo

I awoke groggy. The dirty scumbags that I must have fought last night did a number on me. I felt terrible. I pulled myself to the kitchen for some juiceā€“something, anything to erase the feeling in my mouth that a … Continue reading

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The Final Struggle

I’ll be honest – it was quite a fight. My guts felt like they were about to burst, as I took blow after blow from my opponent. No matter how I tried to attack; no matter how expertly I wielded … Continue reading

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“Snowpocalypse”? Really people?

Every year I hear the same thing. People in Atlanta, or Nashville, or some place south of Louisville start ranting and raving about the snow, ice, or cold -as if it’s the newest thing. Welcome to Chicago. We may not … Continue reading

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