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Case 356: Doing The Holiday Limbo

I awoke groggy. The dirty scumbags that I must have fought last night did a number on me. I felt terrible. I pulled myself to the kitchen for some juice–something, anything to erase the feeling in my mouth that a … Continue reading

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The Final Struggle

I’ll be honest – it was quite a fight. My guts felt like they were about to burst, as I took blow after blow from my opponent. No matter how I tried to attack; no matter how expertly I wielded … Continue reading

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Case 339: A Lovely View

My grip weakened on the slick metal of the helicopter landing ski.  The pilot jerked the machine left and right trying to shake me.  In minutes, I would be free-falling into lovely downtown Chicago.  You would think I could find … Continue reading

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Case 401: Laundry, Interrupted

It’s called CleanLand, and if I have todo laundry (not one of my favorite things), at least I can get a good beef and sausage combo there around the second load. But this laundry day would be different, and I … Continue reading

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Case 353: Foresight

So, here I was. On a freakin’ vacation for the first time in…um, never. And I end up in a mansion full of crazies solving a murder. Wow, that does sound like fun. England of all places, but hey, I … Continue reading

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Case 341: Death by Subway

You know those days it just doesn’t pay to wake up? Especially in my apartment (don’t tell my mom…I haven’t done laundry in about a month). Someone is tying people up in front of subway trains in the bowels of … Continue reading

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Welcome to Chicago

The Big City. The City of Broad Shoulders. Miles of traffic, millions of people. Crammed into an urban cesspool that wreaks of sin and corruption. Chicago. My Kind of Town. Yeah, I love this city. You will too. We’re way cleaner than that … Continue reading

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